Marilyn Manson is coming to season three of Salem, and no, he will not be playing a witch. You’re so close-minded. You know how sometimes your barber is also your surgeon? Well, according to The Wrap, “Manson will portray Thomas Dinley, a barber and surgeon who is the go-to man in Salem, from a shave and a haircut to being leeched, bled, sliced open or sewn up.” Manson’s pretty familiar with the show, since he collaborated with Salem composer Tyler Bates on the show’s opening-title sequence. He’ll probably be great as a bargeon (barber/surgeon hybrid), but let’s be honest, nothing tops Manson in Jawbreaker.