Miss Philippines already had to share her Miss Universe crown once, and she won’t do it again. In her first TV interview since Steve Harvey’s massive reading-comprehension fail (and her first official day as Miss Universe), Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach is responding to Donald Trump’s and Miss Colombia’s proposal that there be two Miss Universe winners. “I think it would be a little bit difficult for two girls to share a crown … It’s a little bit heavy, but I’m not complaining. It can stay on there a long time,” she told Good Morning America, channeling every shade queen who’s come before her. That’s not to say she isn’t sympathetic of Miss Colombia’s loss. She says she “greeted” Ariana Gutiérrez on her birthday on Christmas and thinks “she’ll have a lot of other opportunities … she’ll do very well, I’m sure.” Sure.