T.J. Miller, an Affable Maniac, Appears on Colbert, Smashes Egg on Own Face


Silicon Valley star, upcoming Critics Choice Awards host, and affable maniac T.J. Miller brought his tiny, unnerving bone-arms to The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night. Colbert, on the other desiccated corpse-hand, brought his trembling fists and a ton of burst blood vessels around his eyes. "Get egg on my suit again, and those won't be the only skeleton hands in your hands; there will also be your own hands, which will be skeletal because you would be dead, as a result of me, Stephen Colbert."