Stephen Colbert Breaks Down the Vatican’s Review of The Force Awakens, May or May Not Get Into Heaven Now

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Stephen Colbert was extremely diplomatic while discussing the Vatican's negative review of The Force Awakens, and for good reason. As a Catholic myself, I know that going against the Church's feelings about movies can, of course, make you lose your chance to eventually claw your way out of purgatory. The Vatican newspaper L'osservatore Romano found TFA's Dark Side lacking and Kylo Ren derivative, which, hey. Hey. It also looks like Catholics can all be honest about their love of Spotlight! Would not have seen that one coming. See you in Heaven, Roger Ebert and Jesus!