Here’s 15 Seconds of Chris Rock Doing Oscars Jokes to Get You Excited for 3 Hours of Them in February

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In his first fifteen (15)-second TV promo, future Academy Awards host Chris Rock delivers one (1) pretty great Oscars zinger, which means that if we extrapolate outward, Rock will deliver four (4) zingers per minute over the course of a three (3) hour show, which comes out to a total of seven hundred and twenty (720) zingers. And you thought you'd never have to do word problems later in life!