I’ve got three words for you, Zayn: elegant, platonic, valentine. One Direction released a new video for their song “History” today, and I don’t see the point in denying that it’s about you. It’s clearly about you. If you have one measly string still attached to your heart, Zayn, you’ll jump in your private jet, run through your private airport to your private car, and drive to the mansion you all once lived in together. Apparently, if you do, you will literally live forever.
