Oh, hey, isn’t Happy Bagel Place where you met your baby wife? Then you should already know all about its dark, terrible secrets. Broad City’s Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson gifted Stephen Colbert with a rainbow bagel last night, forcing them all into a technicolor dream-world of sentient bagels and laser murder. So, something to think about if anyone is considering trying a rainbow bagel for the first time. But of course you already knew that. Say hi to your demon father-in-law!