As a man of many talents and even more arm muscles, Channing Tatum seems like a natural fit for the Fast and the Furious films. It’s no surprise, then, that he went in for a role in The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift. The mind boggles, however, when you try to imagine how he could have biffed the audition so hard, he himself had to pull the plug. Did Channing forget to mean mug? Did he stare resolutely into the middle distance instead of the far distance? Dear God, can the man not drive?