Are long-ass Instagram captions the hottest trend of 2016? We’re going to say yes. (Don’t @ us.) For instance, just days after posting a 226-word caption about how great it is to be an actor, Chris Pratt returned to Instagram with a 161-word post about his excitement at returning to the set of Guardians of the Galaxy 2. How excited is he? “I’m ecstatic. I’m bursting with joy. I’m overwhelmed by feelings of enthusiasm, joy, gratitude, conviviality, camaraderie, elation, exhilaration.” One might call him wordy, loquacious, garrulous, or even voluble!
Read Pratt’s full flood of emotions below:
Feels good to be back in action on Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2!!! I can’t even tell you how excited I am. Ok I’ll try. I’m ecstatic. I’m bursting with joy. I’m overwhelmed by feelings of enthusiasm, joy, gratitude, conviviality, camaraderie, elation, exhilaration. I just used an online thesaurus for these words. I suggest trying that. That way instead of saying “I’m very excited” say, “I’m exhilarated.” Never too late to learn words. The pen is mightier than the sword. I never got that. I could whoop someone’s ass if I had a sword and they only had a pen. WAIT!!! Now I get it. Cause you could use a giant pen with a dagger on one end? And a gun on the other end? No? Whatever. Point is… Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. Is going to be the greatest spectacle film of all time. This is not…. bear with me… using online thesaurus….. Hyperbole! This is not hyperbole!
And here’s part of the cast on set, bursting with joy and other words they’d have to Google: