Remember Amy Schumer’s famous joke about Kevin James’s onscreen love interests? Kevin James sure doesn’t. As THR reports, James’s new CBS sitcom has found its female lead: Children’s Hospital’s Erinn Hayes, who has been cast as James’s wife in the untitled series. The 50-year-old James and 39-year-old Hayes will play a couple who have been married for 20 years, which is very interesting math. Regardless, in this crazy, mixed-up world, it’s nice to know that some traditions are still with us.