Melissa McCarthy’s Cut SNL Sketch Reveals the Secret to Winning Supermarket Spree: Forget the Part of You That Is Human

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Melissa McCarthy’s Padget has a plan to win Supermarket Spree in her unaired SNL sketch. It’s a plan that requires her to wrestle a side of beef, steal a cash register bolted to a countertop, and physically humiliate fellow contestant Vanessa Bayer as she descends into madness, but it’s a plan nonetheless. In the end, who is Padget's true opponent? Time herself. Because it definitely wasn’t Melanie. Two cans of yams, Melanie? What is this, amateur hour? Get out of here. Take your dry macaroni and beat it.