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Michael B. Jordan to Star in Thomas Crown Affair Reboot to Fulfill Your Intense ‘Michael B. Jordan in a Tuxedo’ Needs

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Who is our generation’s Rene Russo? Besides the actual Rene Russo, of course, who would undoubtedly be wonderful alongside Michael B. Jordan in the upcoming Thomas Crown Affair remake. The Hollywood Reporter announced that MGM has snapped up the Creed star to headline the romantic heist movie, even though the film does not have a writer or director attached yet. Interestingly enough, Pierce Brosnan starred in the 1999 Thomas Crown Affair while simultaneously portraying James Bond in The World Is Not Enough, which really makes you think. Just putting it out there. Oh, is our Rene Russo Margot Robbie? Hmmm, no. Don’t worry. We’re going to figure this out.

Michael B. Jordan to Star in Thomas Crown Affair