With The Walking Dead modernizing this season, Norman Reedus wants you to know there aren’t any updates that will faze his character. And hoverboards, no matter how “futuristically funky” they can be, are no exception. See, Daryl Dixon values practicality over luxury, meaning efficiency and surefire safety in post-apocalyptic scenarios are key. He also just doesn’t want to be a zombie on wheels (see what they did there?). So roll the Jimmy Kimmel Live hypothetical above to learn why it’s better to use those scooters as colorful mallets and to always take the stairs.