Did you think Chris Rock was going to ease up on the reminders of how white the Oscars are after his monologue? Ha! Rock enlisted a number of other black comedians to imagine what it would be like if black people were in some of the Best Picture nominees. What if Leslie Jones were in The Revenant? If Whoopi Goldberg made an appearance in Joy? How would The Danish Girl have benefited from Tracy Morgan’s pathos? Would NASA have gone back to save Chris Rock in The Martian? No, because Chris Rock is not Matt Damon, and we all know, you only make big-budget movies to save Matt Damon.