Well, Hey, Maybe You Can Get Leonardo DiCaprio That Oscar in the New Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage Video Game

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Maybe the reason Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t won that Oscar yet is because he wasn’t being puppeted by a sentient being that exists in a greater dimension. Certainly couldn't hurt his chances. Video-game collective the Line finally gives you the chance to be Leo DiCaprio’s god in Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage, a literal Oscar race in which you must dodge paparazzi, avoid Lady Gaga, and probably lose to Eddie Redmayne in The Danish Girl anyway. The excellent mini-games within the game require you to act harder …

... and crawl through a Quaalude overdose. The game is actually kind of hard to win. Some might say impossible. 

Really makes you think.