Watch Will Ferrell, Christina Aguilera, and Jimmy Fallon Argue About Which of Them Has the Tightest Pants in the Land


Will Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show ever learn? You can't just keep going to different towns and claiming you have the tightest pants in the land. It doesn't work like that. That approach is forever destined to rattle a cage or wake a snake. If you want to win a title, your best bet is to either stay at home, invest in shorts, or stand your ground: Drink that sake, sip that soupé! (Unrelated but similarly important: Might be good to reclaim any children that get stuck with Will Ferrell and Christina Aguilera?)