If it’s a crime to love Jimmy Kimmel’s Bridget Jones’s Baby–Batman v Superman trailer mash-up, then we are all the John Wayne Gacy of loving Jimmy Kimmel’s Bridget Jones’s Baby–Batman v Superman trailer mash-up. Though, technically, Superman is an alien and thus incapable of impregnating a human woman. Unless, of course, some Prometheus-style Ur-creator alien race planted the seeds for both humans and Kryptonians, thus making us genetically similar enough to create some kind of adorably British superbaby. Who’s to say Bridget Jones doesn’t take place in the shared Marvel/DC universe? Who? Who would say such a thing?