Captain America: Civil War to Be Marvel’s Longest Movie So Far, But Honestly, Do Not Tempt Those Guys

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Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. as Captain America and Iron Man, in Captain America: Civil War. Photo: Marvel

You think Marvel won’t make a four-hour Ant-Man 2: Ant-Man Finds a Giant Oatmeal Cream Pie in the Yard (I did not see Ant-Man) if you let them?  Once they realize how much movie America is willing to sit through, your knees are going to be permanently locked in a sitting position. They'll give you cherry Coke through an IV. It all starts now: Apparently Captain America: Civil War is clocking in at a hefty 146 minutes, longer than both Avengers and Avengers: Age of Ultron. Unfortunately, no word yet on the more important question: the film’s girth.