Dave Attell Explains Why He’s Not a Fan of Owls on ‘Conan’

Here’s a clip from Dave Attell’s visit to last night’s Conan, where he mentions that many of his fans tend to be covered in tattoos. This leads to him explaining why owl tattoos are overdone, which then leads to a brief rant on why he doesn’t like owls: “They’re very wise, yet … Has anyone ever eaten an owl? How do we not know they’re not delicious? I mean, maybe they are the most delicious of all the birds. I bet you that an owl tastes like a chicken that reads, you know? Like a well-read chicken. Owls are very serious, that’s what it is – an owl looks like if a parrot ever needed a lawyer, he would call an owl.” Watch another clip from the interview below:

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