Surely you remember Ben Affleck’s back tattoo — that giant, rising phoenix in hues of orange, blue, and red — no doubt symbolic of the reclamation of his body in a post-Jennifer Garner world? Jennifer Lopez, the first Bennifer on the block, is not feeling it. “It’s awful!” she told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live. “What are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful. They should be cooler.” Yes, that’s where the misstep was. The colors.