Jennifer Lopez Relives Kelly Clarkson’s American Idol ‘Piece-by-Piece’ Performance, Reminds You That She Was in Fewer Pieces Than Keith Urban, a Broken Wreck of a Man


Not that it's a competition or anything, but Jennifer Lopez wants you to know that she, too, was very moved by Kelly Clarkson's monstrous gut punch of an American Idol performance last week. Sure, she looked liked a statue of stoic composure if you're comparing her to fellow judge Keith Urban, who was a soppy, broken wreck of a water faucet. But Lopez was so moved, she didn't even notice the man-puddle next to her. Seth Meyers cried too, because Meyers is human, although not as much as Urban, who is super human.