Gwyneth Paltrow Somehow Survives Watching Jimmy Fallon Stick a French Fry in a Goop Skincare Product


A few theories about this moment in pop culture history: 1) Expensive as they are, there is no way that Gwyneth Paltrow's skincare products don't taste like cheap bubble bath crossed with the menthol cigarette smell of your aunt Matilda's living room, as all skincare products do. 2) Someone will probably lose tons of weight on a diet of Goop products in the future anyway. 3) There is no way those are actual McDonald's french fries. They are either from Shake Shack, a inedible prop to be discreetly disposed of backstage, or a Goop-brand organic potato snack product, still undergoing rigorous product testing before being released to the public.