Sit your offspring down now and walk them through the biological and emotional ramifications of being a sexual being in modern society, because, if you don’t, they are just going to learn all of that stuff from Miguel’s remix of Rihanna’s “Kiss It Better.” They’re going to learn all that and so much more! Miguel just posted a preview of the upcoming song, so, for the love of God, have that talk now. You have some time. Pull your kids out of school, if you have to! Lord knows the teachers shouldn’t have to handle all of this, not on a teacher’s salary.