Picture it. The late ‘90s. Rue McClanahan’s no-doubt opulent kitchen. My Fat Greek Wedding 2’s Nia Vardalos stopped by the Tonight Show last night to explain the labyrinthian journey by which she found herself arriving at McClanahan’s house for a dinner party, only to find out she and her husband were actually there to cook an elaborate Greek meal and drive Estelle Getty home. The secret ingredient? Love. And about a gallon of Windex. Not because Greek use Windex on everything, but because who the hell invites someone to a party and expects them to cook? A real Blanche move, if there ever was one.