Our Father which art in Heaven,
Reblogged be thy name.
Thy Insta come;
Thy hashtag be done,
In Hudson, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily brunch,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we also have forgiven our one friend from high school we don’t have the heart to unfollow because they don’t have many followers and would definitely notice at this point, so we’re just going to like every terrible picture of eggplant Parmesan they post because that’s what Christian charity is about, right?
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from hate follows.
For thine is the Insta,
the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.