Pour yourself a glass of Pinot Noir (which of course means put a wineglass on your penis) and gather your precious, precious dolls for the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season-two trailer. From the looks of things, Kimmy might have to help Gretchen and the other bunker dwellers adjust to life on the outside. The rest of us learned not to let a coked-out Morpet impregnate us in Red Hook at school or on the playground. John Cusack, on the other hand. He could still meet us in Red Hook whenever.