You Won’t See the Weeknd at Rihanna’s Anti Tour, Unless You’re There on a Saturday or Sunday, But You Know What We Mean

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It's the freakin' Weeknd, baby, his time supporting Rihanna is doooone: According to Live Nation, the Canadian crooner has bounce, bounce, bounced out of his slot opening for Rihanna in the European leg of her Anti tour due to "some unforeseen changes with upcoming projects," which is the most euphemistically anyone has ever euphemism'd a euphemism. A replacement has not been announced, but we'd recommend The Happy Mondays, 'Til Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Radiohead, which was originally named On A Friday.