Abbi and Ilana Are the Authorities on Necessary Life Facts

Abbi, Ilana.

Abbi and Ilana did an "Ask Broad City" segment on Twitter Monday; fans tweeted the two kweens questions on all the most important life facts, not excluding personal-bathroom stuff. And there's not really anything more candid than a close-up selfie vid.

Aliens. Thoughts?

Booty staring is a thing that happens between friends.

But ... do you love me?

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Maternal queries.

Billy Crystal's BFF in When Harry Met Sally is Bruno Kirby, not Bingo Bronson.

And the definitive question: What does the Big O think?