Coach Stephen Colbert Gives Ted ‘Basketball Ring’ Cruz a Pep Talk and, Baby, It’s Nothing But Net

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Ted Cruz biffed it big time when he inexplicably referred to a hoop as a “basketball ring” in a recent speech, but last night, Stephen Colbert took it upon himself to get Cruz back out there, running and throwing that ball in the air like the President Basketball Boy he is. America is going to feel pretty silly when Cruz’s campaign finally releases video of him crushing dunk after sick dunk. Just getting disgusting air. Shattering backboards.