See 9 New Photos From the Game of Thrones Season-6 Premiere

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Since Game of Thrones isn't sending out screeners this year, only a few people on Earth — including Barack Obama — know what happens in the season-six premiere. But because the show's producers aren't total sadists, they've released a few images from the episode to hold us over while we wait. What secrets do they hold? Let's find out, below!

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The good news: Sansa and Theon survived their jump from the Winterfell ramparts. The bad news: Now they're outside soaking-wet in the middle of winter. Hypothermia is coming!

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Hey look, a boat! Presumably, it's the one taking Jaime Lannister and the body of Myrcella back to King's Landing. I mean, he sort of completed his mission, didn't he? But that's not an argument you want to use on your sister-lover even in the best of times.

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The Dothraki practice their traditional custom of Dusty Coachella.

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Did you ever notice that Game of Thrones uses the same visual signifier for both blindness and warging? Wonder if that'll be important later.

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Daenerys receives a stern talking-to from Khal Drogo's non-union equivalent.

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These Dorne scenes are a full-on Monet: Sure, from far away, they're okay, but up close, they're a big old mess.

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Ramsay practices for his big season-six redemption arc. (We're kidding — we hope.)

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Good news: Theon and Sansa have gotten out of that water. Worse news: They're hiding from something that seems very scary.

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Cersei Lannister even mourns disdainfully.