Here’s a rhetorical question: What’s the weather like for you today? Where I am, it’s warm and sunny. Spring is in the air and birds are chirping. Sun in the sky, new green leaves. A dog on a leash. Sometimes you might feel like you want to just slide off your desk chair, melt into the ground, seep through the dirt, and end up in a filthy old grave, but not today, my friend. No, indeed, not really. Today you want to feel your skeleton holding you upright while you listen to Brian Eno sing this Velvet Underground song. I’m set freeeeeEEEeee.