Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump just wants to talk to Ted Cruz about the Democratic debate and Hillary “Metro Card” Clinton. Unfortunately, as you’ll see above, they instead spend measured time discussing hand size, Colorado’s delegates, walls, and New York values. Even more unfortunately, that means they don’t cover enough Rihanna or Princess Bride ground. How are we supposed to know if these politicians have ever actually gotten to the point in the movie where Inigo Montoya says, “You know, it’s very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life”?