While you trillionaires are over there suppressing shrimp burps, the rest of us are suppressing terror burps. In between your sumptuous seafood brunches and your yachting lessons and your having a disproportionate sway over the functioning of our government, you might have received a call or two from your local congressperson begging you for a campaign donation. Since you are richer than God herself, John Oliver’s analysis of the current congressional fund-raising system doesn’t really seem that bad. Actually, nothing ever really seems that bad. (Other than, of course, the constant fragrant gas build-up from all the non-stop oyster and wine parties.) Thank you, money!