Kimmel will prank you. Fallon wants to play inflatable beer pong. Corden can carpool. Colbert might throw in a few debating left hooks. But Jonathan Ross? He’ll hook you up to a lie-detector machine that punishes you with actual electric shocks. Okay, that’s not a genuine lie detector, but we all know Jon Snow is alive somehow, Kit! There’s no pleading the fifth in the court of Legends of the Hidden Temple–style stone idols. Let the truth out. Be free.