Let Us Begin at the Beginning, As We Say Good-bye With a Childrens Hospital Greatest Hits


The series finale of Childrens Hospital airs tonight on Adult Swim and, in memoriam, Eric Stran sutured together a beautiful, sexy Frankenstein of Greatest Hits from the show’s seven seasons. It's often hard to put emotions into words, but sometimes the right words come easily. Like the words "hot dogs are our country's penis," which shall be engraved on the show's massive, blood-spattered tombstone.