SNL Recreates Hillary Clinton’s Attempts to Swipe Into the Hearts of New Yorkers, and Also Into the Subway System

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Hillary Clinton doesn't know how many states she's lost recently, but the number of holes in her wall suggests "seven." No matter, her home state (besides Arkansas and Illinois) of New York is coming up, and she's armed and ready — if she can figure out how to get through the subway turnstile, of course. Oh, and what's that? Bernie made friends with a bird? Hillary has three-eyed raven from Game of Thrones at her beck and call. It's certainly more intense than the average bird, but that doesn't make it any less qualified to do, um, bird things. Yeah, this metaphor is falling apart.