Andrew Dice Clay Does BvS Stand-Up Set, Is Basically Your Fourth-Grade Self Arguing the Point Over Pudding Cups

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Andrew Dice Clay may not have made his name with socially conscious stand-up, but last night the comedian was salve to a battle-battered nation, using humor to mend a people divided over Batman v Superman. Appearing on The Tonight Show, Clay came out as a Superman bro. His arguments were pretty much the same as children who hold the debate on a playground: Batman is a man with neat toys, while Superman is not so much a man as an incredibly powerful alien creature. Dice also joked about the possibility of a Trump-Clay presidential ticket, while everyone in the audience said “ha ha ha” through frozen mask faces, strapped in an untethered reality of endless possibilities.

Watch Andrew Dice Clay Do BvS Stand-Up Set