Art Garfunkel Was Perhaps the Worst Hamilton Spectator of All Time

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Hello Art Garfunkel, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again about theater etiquette. If you're lucky enough to score a ticket to Hamilton in the VIP section, no less don't you dare talk, don't you dare sing, during the show, because there's a fair chance you'll elicit some backlash from your fellow VIPs. Or as Hamilton star Leslie Odom Jr. told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show last night: "Shonda Rhimes almost whooped Art Garfunkel's ass ... Mr. Garfunkel was on some other stuff." Seriously, what would Paul Simon think?