When Life Gives You Josh Chan, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Might Make Lemonade

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In case you were wondering where the second season of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is headed following the first season’s surprisingly romantic finale, well, picture Rebecca’s sternum as a bedazzled cane. Her teeth as con-fett-i. "We may or may not be doing something inspired by the art that is a Lemonade-esque video … a Lemonade-esque piece. I really want to break into something experimental," the show's creator and star Rachel Bloom told E! at the CW upfronts. While there’s no way of knowing at this point which character will end up feeling Beyoncé-in-a-monster-truck-level betrayed, Valencia is the most obvious candidate. If she gets her hands on a baseball bat, Rebecca's Hyundai Sonata is toast. Those yoga arms, they're like steel cables!