Like the Rest of Us, Greta Gerwig Is Planning to Marry Leonardo DiCaprio


Greta Gerwig, a true '90s kid, used all her printer ink on photos of Leonardo DiCaprio as a kid — for her Leonardo DiCaprio binder, of course. But she's still not quite over the Leo obsession. Imagine the scene: a private yacht, Greta Gerwig as a successful barrister, Leo as himself — a glance, a quiet moment, love. Wait, sorry, Greta Gerwig isn't actually a barrister. But she could be, in the ideal version of this story. Maybe it's a rom-com called Loving Leo. Maybe we've already written the script. We'll shoot in the South of France. Cool? Cool.