Who cares if the government has been concealing information about UFOs or aliens landing at Area 51? We need their dirt on all the ghosts. Have you seen Ghost Hunters? They find evidence of supernatural infestation 100 percent of the time. That percentage is simply too high. Hopefully Hillary Clinton and the cast of Ghostbusters can get to the bottom of America’s secret wraith problem when they all appear on Ellen Wednesday, May 25. And really, if the choice was between calling the Ghostbusters and calling Hillary Clinton, you know Hillary would bust your ghost in a shorter amount of time with minimal hilarious banter. Plus she probably has a less obtrusive car.