The Trailer for James Franco’s Lesbian Vampire Remake of Lifetime’s Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Is Art

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Spoiler alert: She’s probably going to say no. What mother, played by original Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? star Tori Spelling or otherwise, would be okay with her daughter dating a vampire of either gender, getting chased through graveyards, attending a sexy Halloween orgy and/or starring in a gory play that in a deliciously meta twist features James Franco as the director? Why even ask her if you can sleep with danger on Saturday, June 18? Does that woman not have enough stress to deal with running this house?