We all know it’s not easy being a Moist Diane. Riding the bus alone to God knows where, uncertain of the future, looking for love, maintaining your amazingly soft, clean hair. Luckily, according to this wonderful Moist Diane shampoo ad, Carly Rae Jepsen spends her downtime loitering at Japanese airports, scheming up elaborate flash mobs designed to unite Moist Dianes with the hunk of their dreams. It’s enough to make a Moist Diane fly up into the air in a chaste romantic embrace, as they are wont to do. Your friend Diane, who is constantly and inexplicably moist, is going to absolutely love it.