Laverne Cox Extolls the Benefits of Hairography for Use by Both the Fabulous and the Exhausted Among Us


Hairography like no one’s watching. Hairography like no one’s listening. Hairography like you’ve never been hurt, which you have been because hairography involves a lot of spastic neck work. Orange Is the New Black’s Laverne Cox demonstrated the frenetic art of hairography last night on Kimmel, and it looks like both a dance only Laverne Cox could make look cool and a medical remedy from the '50s designed to wake Americans up in the morning. Hairography: increases blood flow to the brain and drives up productivity for the war effort. Hairography: the dance of the future.