What man is confident enough to wear high-waisted slacks and a Hitler mustache? Why, a man who knows in his heart of hearts that, if he had to, he could ball up Kevin Hart like a Popple and send him sailing through the net from half court, of course. That could still happen to Kevin Hart. We don’t know. It could be happening right now, or moments from now. Just as soon as Michael Jordan changes into some less constricting slacks. Seconds after he’s done shaping and oiling his mustache.