In the blue corner, introducing Stephen Colbert, clocking in at about 180 pounds of pure logic. And over in the blood-red corner, we have the United States Senate, weighing a light 20,000 pounds of shit for brains. Let’s get ready to ruuuuuumble! What, did you think the Senate refusing to pass four gun-control measures following the worst mass shooting in U.S. history would not result in Colbert ripping them a new one? It only takes one round for him to finish them all. RIP, America.