By now you have seen the first teaser for Netflix's Gilmore Girls revival, loved said teaser, are living in a world where nothing else but that teaser exists, and currently have just one question: Would Amy Schumer like Lorelai Gilmore? Wonder no more, the mystery has been solved by Schumes herself. And, obviously, they'd be BFFs:
.@vulture I would love her!— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) July 27, 2016
Schumer is also here to dispel any wild rumors that she's somehow a water-sport Olympian just because of a couple paparazzi shots. Like a true Gilmore, she is as athletically challenged as it gets:
I've only done 2 water sports and they took pictures of it both times. I promise I usually just lay there (sex too) https://t.co/yTQRvIBgqm— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) July 27, 2016
Now, what say you, John Oliver?