Before he became one of America’s four hottest Chrises, Chris Pine was just a typical teenage boy, trying to get drunk by any means necessary. In his case, that meant growing the world’s worst facial hair, dressing up real nice, and absolutely dousing himself in cologne. (Imagine the way an Olympic sprinter looks after a race — that was how wet he was.) As Pine explained to Jimmy Fallon on Monday, he ended up having a night that rivaled Superbad in teen awkwardness, only his wasn’t turned into a feature film that made $120 million domestically. Just a late-night anecdote. Oh well.