DJ Khaled Presents His Major Keys to Success for Hillary Clinton, Who Is Hopefully Taking Frantic Notes


Normally, when DJ Khaled says, “They don’t want you to win,” it’s a general reference to the negative forces at play in the universe. For Hillary Clinton, the “they” has a name, a face, and a Twitter presence heinous enough to make any presidential candidate want to strap on a CamelBak full of Ciroc and drive her Jet Ski directly into the middle of the ocean. With all that in mind, Khaled offered his unflagging optimism and full endorsement to Clinton on The Nightly Show last night with a PowerPoint presentation that is maybe the reason PowerPoint was invented. Give thanks to the Most High for Photoshop.