Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson should host the Oscars! Let’s get that petition going, people, because if the press tour for Central Intelligence tells us anything, it’s that the very big man and the short man are our next Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. We’ve already made the case that Dwayne Johnson would make a good solo host, but why not sweeten the deal with a little bit of Hart? They could do this bit where they impersonate each other, and keep it going to the point where the Rock is impersonating Kevin Hart impersonating the Rock. Come on, Cheryl Boone Isaacs!